Reviewed by: JohnR Date: 11/19/2006 Summary: The Worst At the start of this movie, before the opening credits, there's a sequence in which Nicholas Tse is in a bathroom using a urinal. Using the urinal next to him is a boy who is standing about six feet back, his stream is so powerful. Nic becomes trapped in the bathroom, as the flow from the boy is between him and the door; if he tries to jump over it, the flow rises; if he tries to limbo under it, the flow lowers. This goes on for what seems about five minutes. Now if you get to the end of this bit, and you're thinking to yourself, "Even though there is a HK star in it, he doesn't really do anything; if there was any humor in this piece it was either just a flash or some inside joke I don't get; and it goes on and on, mind numbingly slow, with no purpose and nothing to redeem it," then pop the DVD out and do something else because you've just seen a microcosm of the entire movie. And thank me for saving you an hour and a half of time with which you could do something more enjoyable, like stick toothpicks in your eyes. Reviewer Score: 1